this’ll be the top post when mom finally discovers my blog

Sweet baby Jebus. I’m starting to think that Pa Ingalls and the gang really missed out given that they didn’t have the electronics when they were courting their mates, shearing sheep and avoiding the consumption. Because it’s come to my recent attention that few things are as shamefully enjoyable as flirtation carried out by way of well-placed adjectives and subtle innuendo over email. God bless you, Internets.

11 Comments

  1. Only Partially Insane
    Posted 06.23.07 | Permalink

    I’d also add that it works pretty well via text message too. hehe.

  2. EDW
    Posted 06.24.07 | Permalink

    Aww! :-)

  3. Jessica
    Posted 06.24.07 | Permalink

    2nding the text message suggestion. Glad you’re having fun!

  4. whoorl
    Posted 06.24.07 | Permalink

    Are you having textual intercourse?

  5. Amber Dalton
    Posted 06.24.07 | Permalink

    Post. Them.

    :D

    -AD

  6. tallglassofvino
    Posted 06.24.07 | Permalink

    eLocution is HOT

  7. Heather B.
    Posted 06.24.07 | Permalink

    Wait until you discover google chat emoticons. Your heart will melt.

  8. Jürgen Nation
    Posted 06.25.07 | Permalink

    Um…CAN I TAKE CREDIT YET???! This could be my bestest fix-up TO DATE. No pun intended!

    I need le scoopy tomorrow, first thing. I love living vicariously through my BFF.

    *happy dance*

  9. Jürgen Nation
    Posted 06.25.07 | Permalink

    Confession: the pun was intended.

    I can’t keep secrets from you.

  10. Jorge
    Posted 06.25.07 | Permalink

    D00D.

    LTS DU IT!

    LUV :J

  11. Melissavina
    Posted 06.25.07 | Permalink

    The emails are always fun but then you show up on your date and realize that he posted pictures of himself fifteen years earlier when he was in shape, and that his actual interpersonal skills are that of a goldfish… and you end up saying things like “good on paper” and “but… the emails were so good!” and you never want to go out with him again until he sends his next email which causes you to reconsider, so you go out again and wind up in your car on the way home on your cell phone to a friend saying “I knew I should have pulled the plug on this one.”

    Or at least that COULD happen.
    His name was Mark and he was a lawyer. In person we talked only of astrology and back hair. It was awesome.

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