Comments on: how to make my head explode while on vacation, day one http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/ Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:52:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Dave http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11145 Dave Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:17:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11145 You've been on vacation for four days now and you've only got the one post up? Holy frickin' slacker, man.<br/><br/>What are you doing now? RIGHT NOW?!? Enquiring minds WANT TO KNOW! You’ve been on vacation for four days now and you’ve only got the one post up? Holy frickin’ slacker, man.

What are you doing now? RIGHT NOW?!? Enquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!

]]> By: themikestand http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11142 themikestand Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:03:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11142 Stressful vacation? Does not compute.<br/><br/>Dr. Mike says "more wine". Stressful vacation? Does not compute.

Dr. Mike says “more wine”.

]]> By: ジェネヴィーヴ http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11141 ジェネヴィーヴ Fri, 01 Jun 2007 13:44:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11141 Turquoise and feathers are all the rage, though so you should be good to go!<br/><br/>Yay! I love airlines! :D Turquoise and feathers are all the rage, though so you should be good to go!

Yay! I love airlines! :D

]]> By: PinkPiddyPaws http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11140 PinkPiddyPaws Fri, 01 Jun 2007 13:30:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11140 What? No problems with the "one quart sized baggie" with no more than "3 oz of liquid"??????<br/><br/>Honestly, I have more issues with the airlines severe lack of customer service, than I have ever had with the stricter security measures. <br/><br/>One is in place to protect me.<br/>The other is in place to annoy the hell out of me, elevate my blood pressure and make me want to rip out that blue jump suited monkey's throat with my teeth and bath in the fountain of his blood!!<br/><br/>But I guess that would be bad, huh?<br/><br/>Hope you got some nice bleached cattle skulls in Phoenix. :)<br/><br/>Cheers! What? No problems with the “one quart sized baggie” with no more than “3 oz of liquid”??????

Honestly, I have more issues with the airlines severe lack of customer service, than I have ever had with the stricter security measures.

One is in place to protect me.
The other is in place to annoy the hell out of me, elevate my blood pressure and make me want to rip out that blue jump suited monkey’s throat with my teeth and bath in the fountain of his blood!!

But I guess that would be bad, huh?

Hope you got some nice bleached cattle skulls in Phoenix. :)

Cheers!

]]> By: Skyzi http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11139 Skyzi Fri, 01 Jun 2007 13:21:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11139 Bastards! Bastards!

]]> By: Gwen http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11138 Gwen Thu, 31 May 2007 19:32:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11138 Back away from the koala, my dear. But not the bottle of wine. Because that brings much goodness. Back away from the koala, my dear. But not the bottle of wine. Because that brings much goodness.

]]> By: The Diva's Thoughts http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11137 The Diva's Thoughts Thu, 31 May 2007 19:00:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11137 Airports can really suck the big one. Airports can really suck the big one.

]]> By: Heather B. http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11136 Heather B. Thu, 31 May 2007 18:40:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11136 HOORAY! I will <i>still</i> be in DC when you get back. Like for an entire week. <br/><br/>I know, you feel so very lucky and blessed right now. HOORAY! I will still be in DC when you get back. Like for an entire week.

I know, you feel so very lucky and blessed right now.

]]> By: DraMa http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11135 DraMa Thu, 31 May 2007 18:37:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11135 Hey, don't knock my hometown of Phoenix girl! LOL! Screw the turquoise and feathers... go for the dead scorpion in a solid Plexiglas dome that serves as a paperweight.<br/><br/>THAT is classic Phoenix souvenir genius right there. Hey, don’t knock my hometown of Phoenix girl! LOL! Screw the turquoise and feathers… go for the dead scorpion in a solid Plexiglas dome that serves as a paperweight.

THAT is classic Phoenix souvenir genius right there.

]]> By: undercover celebrity http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11134 undercover celebrity Thu, 31 May 2007 18:30:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11134 Where did you go? I want a vacation :)<br/><br/>I have recently learned of the wonder that is the airport bar, it just makes everything so much more bearable. Bummer about terminal C. :) Where did you go? I want a vacation :)

I have recently learned of the wonder that is the airport bar, it just makes everything so much more bearable. Bummer about terminal C. :)

]]> By: Paige Jennifer http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11133 Paige Jennifer Thu, 31 May 2007 17:40:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11133 Sweetie, you ain't gettin' any sympathy from me. My scheduled one-stop jaunt to Anchorage was supposed to take 11 hours but somehow spiraled into three stops and 18 hours. All because a Delta bean counter oversold a flight that runs once daily.<br/><br/>And to make matters worse, since my travel now extended across three meals and five states, I had no choice but to eat a sausage for dinner in Los Angeles. Yup. A greasy, nasty, make-you-burp-for-the-next-twelve-hours sausage. Sweetie, you ain’t gettin’ any sympathy from me. My scheduled one-stop jaunt to Anchorage was supposed to take 11 hours but somehow spiraled into three stops and 18 hours. All because a Delta bean counter oversold a flight that runs once daily.

And to make matters worse, since my travel now extended across three meals and five states, I had no choice but to eat a sausage for dinner in Los Angeles. Yup. A greasy, nasty, make-you-burp-for-the-next-twelve-hours sausage.

]]> By: Mama G http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11132 Mama G Thu, 31 May 2007 16:22:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11132 I'm not promoting drug use or anything, but I fly no where without my valium. Just sayin' ... I’m not promoting drug use or anything, but I fly no where without my valium. Just sayin’ …

]]> By: Beth http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11131 Beth Thu, 31 May 2007 15:21:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11131 I hate, hate, hate to fly anyway. One too many bad expereinces like yours. I feel your pain.<br/><br/>Hope you are having fun now! I hate, hate, hate to fly anyway. One too many bad expereinces like yours. I feel your pain.

Hope you are having fun now!

]]> By: Nabbalicious http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11130 Nabbalicious Thu, 31 May 2007 14:50:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11130 Hmmm...why are the airlines going bankrupt, again?<br/><br/>Here's hope your vacation picks up from here! Hmmm…why are the airlines going bankrupt, again?

Here’s hope your vacation picks up from here!

]]> By: Keith http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11129 Keith Thu, 31 May 2007 13:31:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11129 YOu gotta love US Airways...I too was sad to find out that the Sports Bar was closed in Terminal C in favor of reopening as a shitty burger joint. YOu gotta love US Airways…I too was sad to find out that the Sports Bar was closed in Terminal C in favor of reopening as a shitty burger joint.

]]> By: playfulinnc http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11128 playfulinnc Thu, 31 May 2007 13:27:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11128 Ah, vacation. As our Canadian honeymoon approaches, I have dreams of missed connections and travel fraught with taking my clothes off in front of strangers. How titillating. Ah, vacation. As our Canadian honeymoon approaches, I have dreams of missed connections and travel fraught with taking my clothes off in front of strangers. How titillating.

]]> By: JordanBaker http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11127 JordanBaker Thu, 31 May 2007 12:19:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11127 t2ed forgot the lovely aquamarine splotches of pool in nearly everyone's back yard. <br/><br/>And Sky Harbor International Airport sells some awesome scorpions encased in plastic bubbles. I'm just sayin'. t2ed forgot the lovely aquamarine splotches of pool in nearly everyone’s back yard.

And Sky Harbor International Airport sells some awesome scorpions encased in plastic bubbles. I’m just sayin’.

]]> By: Jorge http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11126 Jorge Thu, 31 May 2007 12:18:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11126 At least you didn't end up crashing on an island near Australia, being forced to have your charater developed with no semblance of plot whatsoever!<br/><br/>SHEESH! At least you didn’t end up crashing on an island near Australia, being forced to have your charater developed with no semblance of plot whatsoever!

SHEESH!

]]> By: t2ed http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11125 t2ed Thu, 31 May 2007 11:53:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11125 Don't sass Phoenix. Look down from that plane and enjoy the many lovely shades of brown--sand, dirt, rock, hills, cliffs. All rich luxurious brown. <br/><br/>Except for the golf courses of course. Don’t sass Phoenix. Look down from that plane and enjoy the many lovely shades of brown–sand, dirt, rock, hills, cliffs. All rich luxurious brown.

Except for the golf courses of course.

]]> By: I-66 http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11124 I-66 Thu, 31 May 2007 11:38:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11124 Another validation of my not having boarded a plane since 2003. Another validation of my not having boarded a plane since 2003.

]]> By: A Unique Alias http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11123 A Unique Alias Thu, 31 May 2007 11:37:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11123 I think you're allowed to bring, what, 3oz containers on planes. Bearing your experiences in mind, I'll have about 20 airplane-sized bottlettes of booze in my carry-on. I think you’re allowed to bring, what, 3oz containers on planes. Bearing your experiences in mind, I’ll have about 20 airplane-sized bottlettes of booze in my carry-on.

]]> By: whoorl http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11122 whoorl Thu, 31 May 2007 04:08:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11122 Where in the hell are you?! Where in the hell are you?!

]]> By: Lisa http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11121 Lisa Thu, 31 May 2007 03:46:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11121 Flying used to be mildly stresful at times, but now it's shockingly hideously infuriating. It takes all your energy not to go postal, don't you think? Flying used to be mildly stresful at times, but now it’s shockingly hideously infuriating. It takes all your energy not to go postal, don’t you think?

]]> By: whiskeymarie http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11120 whiskeymarie Thu, 31 May 2007 02:04:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11120 Step away from the computer...<br/><br/>Relax and drink. <br/>Lots. <br/>Wear 50 SPF though, please. Or 80. <br/>Yup. 80 is better. And a hat. And carry a parasol. Step away from the computer…

Relax and drink.
Lots.
Wear 50 SPF though, please. Or 80.
Yup. 80 is better. And a hat. And carry a parasol.

]]> By: Kelly http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/comment-page-1/#comment-11119 Kelly Thu, 31 May 2007 01:20:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/how-to-make-my-head-explode-while-on-vacation-day-one/#comment-11119 Thankfully plane stations and their planes and plane companies are so considerate, eh?<br/><br/>Eh! Thankfully plane stations and their planes and plane companies are so considerate, eh?

Eh!

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