Comments on: an open letter to dudes http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/ Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:52:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Matt http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10806 Matt Fri, 04 May 2007 17:17:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10806 Thanks.<br/><br/>I'm sure that if worse comes to worse I can either import one or pay a Third World woman for the honor.<br/><br/>:) Thanks.

I’m sure that if worse comes to worse I can either import one or pay a Third World woman for the honor.

:)

]]> By: Laurie http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10800 Laurie Fri, 04 May 2007 02:53:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10800 this post made me so happy not to be single... this post made me so happy not to be single…

]]> By: Kim http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10797 Kim Thu, 03 May 2007 23:48:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10797 Take back what you said about the Redskins or I'm never talking to you again. Take back what you said about the Redskins or I’m never talking to you again.

]]> By: egan http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10796 egan Thu, 03 May 2007 22:42:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10796 me caveman, me want kids. Me thinks you change your mind. Me have ways to warp minds. Me thinks this routine stinks. God bless. me caveman, me want kids. Me thinks you change your mind. Me have ways to warp minds. Me thinks this routine stinks. God bless.

]]> By: bandick http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10791 bandick Thu, 03 May 2007 17:23:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10791 Oh, Kate! Once, in the heat of the moment, my lame attempt at dirty talk was to ask my then-boyfriend about his sexual fantasies...<br/><br/>He said, "I've always wanted to know what it would be like to suck another guy off."<br/><br/>It was then, at that very moment, that I asked him if he'd ever considered that he might be gay. Oh, Kate! Once, in the heat of the moment, my lame attempt at dirty talk was to ask my then-boyfriend about his sexual fantasies…

He said, “I’ve always wanted to know what it would be like to suck another guy off.”

It was then, at that very moment, that I asked him if he’d ever considered that he might be gay.

]]> By: kris http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10785 kris Thu, 03 May 2007 16:00:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10785 <b>In the interest of full disclosure this is not a single dude - this is more a caricature of the AT LEAST five guys who as of late have told me I'll regret it if I don't have children, or raising their 15 year olds won't be as bad as having my own children . . . ugh. UGH! Maddening. But no, I have never dated the hypothetical guy I describe here. Thank God. </b> In the interest of full disclosure this is not a single dude – this is more a caricature of the AT LEAST five guys who as of late have told me I’ll regret it if I don’t have children, or raising their 15 year olds won’t be as bad as having my own children . . . ugh. UGH! Maddening. But no, I have never dated the hypothetical guy I describe here. Thank God.

]]> By: Lindystar http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10781 Lindystar Thu, 03 May 2007 14:34:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10781 "pursuit of a barefoot woman,"<br/><br/>BBWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA<br/><br/>Sounds like ole kris needs to piss off. “pursuit of a barefoot woman,”

BBWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Sounds like ole kris needs to piss off.

]]> By: liv http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10780 liv Thu, 03 May 2007 14:12:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10780 seriously, sister. i've got kids and many, many days i think, WTF???? <br/><br/>rest assured, i am the friend who says to other friends: having children is not a moral imperative. <br/><br/>bucking this notion in the deep south is tough stuff. i lift my glass to you. seriously, sister. i’ve got kids and many, many days i think, WTF????

rest assured, i am the friend who says to other friends: having children is not a moral imperative.

bucking this notion in the deep south is tough stuff. i lift my glass to you.

]]> By: Kate http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10779 Kate Thu, 03 May 2007 13:50:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10779 OMG. No matter how cute this guy is, he's crazy. I had a guy tell me that he "sucked a dick once in college." <br/><br/>I was like, "WHAT?" <br/><br/>He was like, "How did I know that I wasn't gay?" <br/><br/>I'm like, "Check please, motherfucker."<br/><br/>These things that he was saying to you like the tighty whities and the cat name are more subtle but apparently are the next level of dating expertise. Sweet. Thanks for the warning, sweet wino. OMG. No matter how cute this guy is, he’s crazy. I had a guy tell me that he “sucked a dick once in college.”

I was like, “WHAT?”

He was like, “How did I know that I wasn’t gay?”

I’m like, “Check please, motherfucker.”

These things that he was saying to you like the tighty whities and the cat name are more subtle but apparently are the next level of dating expertise. Sweet. Thanks for the warning, sweet wino.

]]> By: Jorge http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10778 Jorge Thu, 03 May 2007 13:08:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10778 YOU LEAVE FRODO MCGANDALF ARAGORN IV ESQ. OUT OF THIS! YOU LEAVE FRODO MCGANDALF ARAGORN IV ESQ. OUT OF THIS!

]]> By: ジェネヴィーヴ http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10776 ジェネヴィーヴ Thu, 03 May 2007 12:35:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10776 Haha sweet post.<br/><br/>I decided LONG ago that I am only bearing a child if 1. the dad is a hot asian guy and 2. .... that's it. Only if I know my kid will be half hot asian. Haha sweet post.

I decided LONG ago that I am only bearing a child if 1. the dad is a hot asian guy and 2. …. that’s it. Only if I know my kid will be half hot asian.

]]> By: kitkat http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10775 kitkat Thu, 03 May 2007 12:07:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10775 I hate how people think <i>we're</i> the weird ones when we say we don't want kids, and that maybe we just haven't been exposed to enough of 'em or something. <br/><br/>This guy sounds like a real winner. I hate how people think we’re the weird ones when we say we don’t want kids, and that maybe we just haven’t been exposed to enough of ‘em or something.

This guy sounds like a real winner.

]]> By: JordanBaker http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10774 JordanBaker Thu, 03 May 2007 11:51:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10774 Anyone who names a cat--or anything else--after a Tolkien character shouldn't be allowed to breed. Do him a favor and remove one of those testicles. Anyone who names a cat–or anything else–after a Tolkien character shouldn’t be allowed to breed. Do him a favor and remove one of those testicles.

]]> By: whiskeymarie http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10772 whiskeymarie Thu, 03 May 2007 03:48:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10772 Things that are a good indicator that you've given up & really, really need to take yourself out of the gene pool:<br/>*Tightie usually-not-so whities.<br/>*Naming your cat "Frodo".<br/>*Only dating women you think might be a nice new "baby's mommy" for little Trevor, or Taylor, or Tyler, or WHATEVER.<br/>*Informing said woman of this aspiration during your first date. <br/><br/>Sheesh. <br/>Sorry for your dating loss. <br/>My condolences. Things that are a good indicator that you’ve given up & really, really need to take yourself out of the gene pool:
*Tightie usually-not-so whities.
*Naming your cat “Frodo”.
*Only dating women you think might be a nice new “baby’s mommy” for little Trevor, or Taylor, or Tyler, or WHATEVER.
*Informing said woman of this aspiration during your first date.

Sheesh.
Sorry for your dating loss.
My condolences.

]]> By: lisa q. http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10771 lisa q. Thu, 03 May 2007 03:07:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10771 lord god! will they never learn! they only hear what they want to hear...and even that gets all muddled up and shit when they're tiny lil brains try to process it... lord god! will they never learn! they only hear what they want to hear…and even that gets all muddled up and shit when they’re tiny lil brains try to process it…

]]> By: abbersnail http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10770 abbersnail Thu, 03 May 2007 02:54:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10770 Ain't dating great? Yeah, I hate it, too. Ain’t dating great? Yeah, I hate it, too.

]]> By: EDW http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10769 EDW Thu, 03 May 2007 02:29:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10769 Hi-larious. Like Billy Joel says, go ahead with your own life, leave me alone. Hi-larious. Like Billy Joel says, go ahead with your own life, leave me alone.

]]> By: globalchameleon http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10767 globalchameleon Thu, 03 May 2007 01:57:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10767 "Swaddle his junk"? Is this an actual real-life quote re: aforementioned tighty-whiteys? That's classic! “Swaddle his junk”? Is this an actual real-life quote re: aforementioned tighty-whiteys? That’s classic!

]]> By: Jessica http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10768 Jessica Thu, 03 May 2007 01:57:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10768 Oh. Dear. God. <br/><br/>Run, run quickly, run in a direction that he is not........ Oh. Dear. God.

Run, run quickly, run in a direction that he is not……..

]]> By: JoJo http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10765 JoJo Thu, 03 May 2007 01:22:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10765 Oh my God, Kris! Tightie whities? Really? Please tell me that things hadn't progressed to the point you actually saw them on the doofus? If so, how did you stop yourself from laughing out loud in hysterics and pointing at the offending item? Oh my God, Kris! Tightie whities? Really? Please tell me that things hadn’t progressed to the point you actually saw them on the doofus? If so, how did you stop yourself from laughing out loud in hysterics and pointing at the offending item?

]]> By: janet http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10764 janet Thu, 03 May 2007 00:17:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10764 hmmm so you are telling me you don't like the baby name game? :) (see my embarrassing post) - men and listening don't seem to work together so well. hmmm so you are telling me you don’t like the baby name game? :) (see my embarrassing post) – men and listening don’t seem to work together so well.

]]> By: Mama G http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10763 Mama G Wed, 02 May 2007 22:54:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10763 Tighty whities? So very, very wrong. Wrong and just plain icky.<br/><br/>http://chaoscontrol.wordpress.com Tighty whities? So very, very wrong. Wrong and just plain icky.

http://chaoscontrol.wordpress.com

]]> By: steve http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10762 steve Wed, 02 May 2007 20:57:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10762 Really... tighty-whities are strikes one, two AND three. How the hell can he wear them past 6th grade? Really… tighty-whities are strikes one, two AND three. How the hell can he wear them past 6th grade?

]]> By: Lord Fondleberries http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10761 Lord Fondleberries Wed, 02 May 2007 20:53:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10761 do i seem the type who eats at arby's or hardees or anything -y's, -ies, or -ees? sheesh.<br/><br/>lovin your cats, but only through the windows,<br/><br/>lord f do i seem the type who eats at arby’s or hardees or anything -y’s, -ies, or -ees? sheesh.

lovin your cats, but only through the windows,

lord f

]]> By: Tina http://www.notyetawino.com/2007/05/an-open-letter-to-dudes/comment-page-1/#comment-10760 Tina Wed, 02 May 2007 19:58:00 +0000 http://www.notyetawino.com/an-open-letter-to-dudes/#comment-10760 Oh...so I see you found my ex. So sorry. Would have warned you, had I known. Oh…so I see you found my ex. So sorry. Would have warned you, had I known.

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