Comments on: I judge.

By: metalia

metalia — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:33:00 +0000

ARG. I meant, "it's," not "its."

Ahem.

Hello, I am insane. Carry on!

By: metalia

metalia — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:26:00 +0000

Its the specificity that KILLS me; I’m dying from this!

By: DraMa

DraMa — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 15:20:00 +0000

And this is why I love you.

Instead of Clorox on the pits… try those Playtex fem wipes. They were GREAT in a pinch. Trust me.

By: k

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:18:00 +0000

but here is my question.

if i am more than one of these things, would you still consider hanging out with me?

because my hallway does smell like cat pee and i hate it so much i'm considering moving.

and that last one is just frighteningly true. i have never actually frozen my shoes but i do sometimes leave them outside on the fire escape to "air."

i am not even good enough at cleaning to own clorox wipes. but the suggestion has been duly noted (it's kind of like the under-arm equivalent of using toothpaste on a zit, which totally works, btw, the problem is more about how then your face smells like toothpaste and that's surprisingly disconcerting).

i have never imagined where i'd put a dead body, but given the aforementioned hallway-peeing cat, i maybe have kind of wished that my one cat had been given the tainted cat food.

i realize this makes me a lousy excuse for a human being...

...but i'm at no loss for blog fodder.

By: Chaos Control

Chaos Control — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 23:42:00 +0000

You can freeze smelly shoes? For real?? Stunned …

Hope you don’t mind, but I just tagged you (I think that’s what they call it) – You’ve been mentioned on my post today – and you certainly don’t have to play along, but I did want you to know that you’re on my list …

By: lizgwiz

lizgwiz — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 14:25:00 +0000

Hey, I’ll have you know I only squirt my Easy Cheese on Triscuits. Never saltines. Hee.

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:00:00 +0000

Someone got into the cat nip, I think.

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 19:23:00 +0000

Don’t we all?

By: justjenny

justjenny — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 16:00:00 +0000

Does freezing smelly shoes really work??? I MUST KNOW! I was planning on getting rid of my refrigerator to make more space for shoes, but now I’m think I should just put the shoes in the refrigerator? Except, dude, cold feet…

By: Julia

Julia — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 14:31:00 +0000

This is hilarious and strangely very detailed, especially the hair one.

By: E :)

E :) — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:15:00 +0000

Thank goodness I don’t live with two cats…

By: Melissavina

Melissavina — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:09:00 +0000

Oh my dear sweet baby Jesus…
You. Commented on MY blog. YOU?! I swear, this is like Madonna coming to one of my karaoke championships and giving a clap or two. I’m not kidding. That is exactly how thrilled I was to see your comment.

So now I must go change my pants.

By: Brillig

Brillig — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:33:00 +0000

Don't wear suits, don't do birthday cards, hate the old high school boyfriends.

But I DO drive the minivan. And I have no idea how many billions of times it's been puked on in its two-year history. In fact, just today we added one more puke incident...

Can you freeze van upholstery?

By: KB

KB — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 22:08:00 +0000

it's so embarrassing to be a female with smelly shoes.

Damn sweat.

Do you freeze them just to get them away from you?

By: Bridget Jones

Bridget Jones — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 20:00:00 +0000

holy cow Kris, who have you been hanging out with lol???

Freezing shoes (puzzled look)???

By: Itinerant Agonist

Itinerant Agonist — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 18:54:00 +0000

Wow – this was better judging than Judge Judy – now there is a show I’d watch (along with Judge Judy, and People’s Court, of course)!

By: Bob

Bob — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 15:34:00 +0000

And if you have nose and ear hair showing does it mean that you’ve also overlooked other parts of your body when it comes to good grooming and smelling good hygiene habits? Does it also mean that you’re the type of person who doesn’t tidy up the loose ends of their emotional life? This is Bob with no hairs showing. That must mean something, too. :)

By: Dave

Dave — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 14:48:00 +0000

The sex I have is fulfilling but uncoordinated. I’m sated, but it takes upwards of five minutes, and it seems to me that if I could only figure out what the hell I was doing I could cut that time in half.

By: mysterygirl!

mysterygirl! — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 13:12:00 +0000

Do the Clorox wipes burn? If not, that sounds like a good idea to me. You know that I pretty much shouldn’t leave the house without a Tide pen, so why not toss in some Clorox wipes?

And Jordan and I were totally figuring out the other day what kind of blankets to wrap the hypothetical body in so as to avoid leaving behind much trace, so stick with us.

By: JordanBaker

JordanBaker — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:09:00 +0000

Sometimes, you think about where you’d hide a dead body if you had one.

We should collaborate on this. I’ve spent considerable time over the last month thinking about how I’d dispose of a dead body if I had done. The fact that I drive a two seater with no trunk space whatsoever makes it hard (and makes me yearn for the days of my ancient 626, which–as we learned sneaking people into the drive in–could comfortably hold two gay men).

By: egan

egan — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 00:42:00 +0000

I’m a blogger too and I judge as well.

By: Sizzle

Sizzle — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 00:08:00 +0000

you’re killing me! ha ha.

does the shoes in the freezer really work?

By: Wicked H

Wicked H — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 23:41:00 +0000

Single Billy Joel fan but thank God no cats. So this time, it wasn’t me.

Whew!

By: Adjil

Adjil — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 21:59:00 +0000

Does freezing smelly shoes really work? (adding to mental index file)

Oddly enough I find ice cubes in my shoes regularly, although its just one cat that puts them there.

OMG. I just realized I used to work with a woman who fits ALL your personas (personae?). Except the CVS/Beltway part - this is Seattle, so Bartells/I-405. She would scrape her yogurt container for a good 5 minutes once all the yogurt was gone, and her files slid under her cube walls into the neighboring cube - we called that "Pam Creep."

Is this my first comment here? Long time lurker outing herself then... Happy Weekend!

~adjil

By: Leah

Leah — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 21:11:00 +0000

I’m laughing right now. (Well, not out loud b/c I’m still at work and people would look and me…and realize that I’m reading your blog. But ON THE INSIDE i’m laughing out loud because this was seriously funny.)

And although my house does not smell like cat urine, I have had a family sized tub of CHOCOLATE pudding in my fridge, and eaten ALL of it in less than an hour’s timeframe. I’m not proud of that, I just have a weakness for pudding.

And the used cat litter in the scoop…unforgiveable. Heheh. Did you also try and teach the cat to “use the toilet”? Don’t lie! :-)