Monthly Archives: March 2007

I judge.

Please don’t judge me for it.
Within minutes, and on occasion seconds, I form opinions of you and your little dog, too. I almost can’t help myself.
If your house smells like cat urine, my assumption is: that you have at one time or another left your car windows down in the rain. Rather than [...]

overheard in northern virginia

Kris: Women in this restaurant are staring at me funny. Do I look like a hooker or something?
Mom: Not since you learned how to style your new haircut right.

kris-mess

Believe it or not, last night I had my first ever interview about this here site! (Not counting the weekly grilling I get from my mother given her assumption that each and every entry is about her and my voodoo doll of her likeness.) These two amazing bloggers were lovely enough to spend about a [...]

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