Comments on: Revelations

By: Valery

Valery — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 12:34:00 +0000

Can you imagine how scared am I before meeting his parents, my boyfriend has told me that his parents are just like yours mom...

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:51:00 +0000

Ok I’ve never left a comment before but this post was too funny not to say anything . . . my mom definitely believed my siblings and I would remain virginal until married–and she was always advising us to wait till our 30s to get hitched. She really believed that’s the way it would go . . . and she proclaimed she was a bad mother when she discovered, one by one, that none of us made it.

By: Fraulein N

Fraulein N — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:54:00 +0000

Awww. My mom takes the willful cluelessness a step farther; I doubt she’s even utter the word “sex” to me.

By: becky

becky — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:05:00 +0000

ahahahaha! are your mom and mine sisters?

glad you stopped by on flickr. :*

By: justjenny

justjenny — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 20:16:00 +0000

This is great. When I was dating the last serious boyfriend I had that actually got serious enough to meet the parents (that’s a long time ago), both my parents and my grandmother approached me at different points after that, looked seriously into my eyes, and said exactly the same thing: “We really like this guy. We just want you to know it’s okay to have sex with him.”

By: Pink Lemonade Diva

Pink Lemonade Diva — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 17:36:00 +0000

these comments are as fantastic as that post.

By: mrs. j

mrs. j — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 17:16:00 +0000

Oh, you're killing me! That is too funny.

You're welcome to my mom if you want. I was raised with the following advise:
"Live with a man and have sex with a man before you get married....because your father was a lousy lover". And then she sent me off to uni with her leftover glow in the dark condoms that she didn't need any more because her boyfriend "tested clean".

Yah, that didn't scar me for life!

:)

By: Kelly

Kelly — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 16:46:00 +0000

Hehehehehehehe!

By: Wicked H

Wicked H — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:25:00 +0000

Born again Virgins!!

Yea, that’s the ticket!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:48:00 +0000

My mom just started sending me coupons for KY “intimacy aides” in the mail. I wish she hadn’t gone there…

By: Sanora

Sanora — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 04:53:00 +0000

I remember when I was 17 years old I had a friend whose father was a doctor who told her that if any of us wanted birth control, we just had to get permission from our parents and he would prescribe it....cut to....having a conversation with my mom:

"Maren said if you guys say it's okay, I can get pills from her dad."

"Have you had sex or are you thinking about it?"

Me, now shy about saying I've actually done it...

"Thinking about it..."

"My advice is .... don't"

END OF DISCUSSION

Now the ironic thing is, my mom years earlier actually DID and - badabing - first child older brother, Mike, was born 7 months after the wedding. The second irony is that when I was 9 we were all sat in the order we genuflected and told we were atheists - why? because my mom after 6 kids wanted to go on birth control....

I'M JUST SAYIN'

By: pagdaloy

pagdaloy — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:19:00 +0000

cute… your mom is cute, kris.

By: Karen

Karen — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 00:06:00 +0000

That is adorable. I could tell my mom anything. Heck, she was an OB/GYN – she knew unmarried people had sex.

But when I was about 27 and had been dating the same guy for nearly 5 years, I made a passing comment about a having sex in front of my brother, who is a year older than I am. He was so shocked/angry that I was not still a virgin that he didn’t speak to me for over a month. People wear pretty thick blinders sometimes!

By: zandria

zandria — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 23:03:00 +0000

I can’t quite decide if it’s cute that your mom is so delusional, or somewhat disturbing. :)

By: whiskeymarie

whiskeymarie — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 20:40:00 +0000

My mom started telling me about her & my Dad’s sex life when I was 19. Ick, ick, ick. She also started dishing the “dirty family secrets” which at the time I was appalled to hear. She died when I was 20. When I was 21, I walked in on my bf & some skanky chick. Naked. Post-coital. I wanted to call my mom, but had to call my Dad instead. I’m sure it was hard to hear, but he listened. I don’t think he ever looked at me the same way again. He knew I had sex.
But, on the flip side, at least I know all his secrets, and there’s a few doozies.

By: Courtney

Courtney — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 17:49:00 +0000

Well, my mother read my “lap Dance” post… and now she thinks I might be a lesbian. Further, she told me I should probably break up with my boyfriend because, “It’s just not fair to lead him on if it’s girls you want, dear.”

*blink blink*

Thanks mom.

By: Maethane Boy

Maethane Boy — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 17:26:00 +0000

Isn’t there a Shins song – “Caring is Creepy”
And Bill is right to give you a head’s up about your future interactions with the parental units.

By: Tracy Lynn

Tracy Lynn — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 16:36:00 +0000

And here I thought you were a NICE girl. :-P

My mom, bless her little black heart, knows me very well, and has no illusions about what I have and haven’t done. Although she does insist that I’m a nice person, which is funny, because she knows me.

By: josie

josie — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 15:14:00 +0000

I have tons of boundaries where my parents are concerned. My Mom not so much.
After my parents divorced and my Mom started dating again, she called me up one night to ask about condoms, how she could let this man know she was ready to do the deed, etc. I still have nightmares about that conversation.

By: Keith

Keith — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 14:47:00 +0000

Kris, Suze Orman you are not.

By: Oh, The Joys

Oh, The Joys — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 14:27:00 +0000

It makes me wonder what your mom’s experiences with sex were like.

By: Spinning Girl

Spinning Girl — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 14:26:00 +0000

That is sweet, in a way.

By: Megarita

Megarita — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 13:21:00 +0000

Adorable.

I have to tell you, though, you’re not too old for the vaccine. I’m probably gonna get hooked up myself, and we’re about the same age. Can’t hurt, I reckon…

By: Jurgen Nation

Jurgen Nation — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:39:00 +0000

Dude. You've had sex?!

But we met at the Virgin Friends Retreat! You BITCH!

By: Momcani

Momcani — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:22:00 +0000

Parents just know. I came home at 3:30 in the morning and my Mom ask me point blank “You had sex with that man, didn’t you? Not that I blame you.” What do you do when Mom says something like that? I have 4 kids, so I guess she can’t kid herself that I am still a virgin, but that means that she…… Sorry I can’t go there!