Mom wears pantyhose to the Safeway. This may not mean a lot to you, as many mothers may don expensive socks that invariably rip while they maneuver 30-pound jagged-edged metal vehicles around a grocery store, but it’s telling. I have never seen my mother in jeans, not once – not ever – in [...]
Monthly Archives: February 2007
Time, time, time. See what’s become of me.
02.21.07 –
In the early days of each season of American Idol, watching the show is akin to incurring closed head trauma, freeing up much time to post. The thoughts behind this one aren’t really fully formed yet, but I’m going to go for it anyway given the ample 10 minutes before bed and a lack [...]
Discretion
02.18.07 –
I don’t think I’ll ever forget the first time I walked into a host’s bathroom and saw personal hygiene wipes in plain view. They weren’t tucked away, as they would have been in my house, on a linen closet shelf covered by a hand towel, and then further encased in a brown paper bag labeled [...]