Monthly Archives: December 2006

Maybe Britney will let me be part of her single girls party train now

For various reasons, the CNB w/ dog thing is just not going to happen. At least I know it wasn’t my inability to keep anything but wine and I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter in my fridge that did it. Or my nighttime skin care regimen. Or my obsessive compulsive tendencies.
Or my [...]

I clearly need more to do on Friday nights than be mean to reindeer, even wussy ones

Penned 12/8/2006 . . . this is just the first half hour. I’ll post the rest if anyone really needs more of this.I’m home. Flight was tolerable given my Jack and Coke. I always wonder why the flight attendant looks at a woman so strangely when she orders such a drink. Anyhoo, I’m in for [...]

Driven crazy

Just home from Orlando, I left the apartment today only to pick up groceries (read: tomato sauce and wine) to find that my beloved car needed to be reinspected by this Tuesday.
Ugh.
When she failed her initial inspection, the actually very helpful DC DMV peeps gave me a bright orange paper that outlined the “drive cycle,” [...]

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