Under the weather this Christmas, Kris battled a cold,
So she watched TiVo’d House and 48 Hours of old.
Correspondent Ms. Maher tracked Jesus’ birth,
Her bad choice of fashion lent Miss Kris some mirth.
Now how does one choose what to don for the Savior?
Kris recreates our reporter’s buying behavior:
“Isn’t it exciting?!?” to her colleagues she said.
“I’m going [...]

Amazing what a dichotomy life can be.
I have not felt this energized, this anxious to wake up and seize the cliched day, to take the time to wear earrings of length and change the day’s purse out, eyeliner and all, since my last relationship first began. Then, as I lay my head on the pillow [...]