Monthly Archives: October 2006

On Penchants and Passions

I’ve been worried as of late. (Again, shocker!)
Encouragement from friends about the relationship demise has led to introspection about the disintegration of my dreams.
I know. UGH, say you my dear readers. Here we go again on the Self Deprecation Train. Just remember: I never promised you ALL chick lit.
For the past decade, it’s been goodbye [...]

Your Morning Latte, Miss

Late. To. Work.
Sound asleep having dream about living in Moscow (or was it Krasnoyarsk?) with Jim from the Office. Ex-boyfriend Ben Affleck is there too and being a nuisance.
Full update on the dream after 84 ounces of Diet Coke are consumed.
p.s. Like the new digs? Mama likes pink. Pink blogs, pink cotton hoodies, pink cats.

My Role on the Bachelor

I would SO be the one who would get out of the limo, first make sure my boobs were in my dress (I got it at Ross!) and only next change out of my Keds into some heels the producers picked out for me.
I would NOT pull my lower eyelids down to scrape black eyeliner [...]

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