Monthly Archives: October 2006

Even a chocolate-covered strawberry didn’t do the trick

I’m annoyed, cranky, and generally foul today (think a bag of potatoes left under the sink for too long; not the ones that have grown cute horns but the ones that smell of death. Those ones.)
My mother has not spoken to me in at least a month, I never get to see my best [...]

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Ways

MSN got all up in my grill this morning with an article detailing the 10 Reasons Men Won’t Commit. I was pretty excited as I thought they were referencing my favorite subject: homicide, but apparently they were talking about the coupling that is marriage. Despite my disappointment, I read on. Their reasons, and my reactions*, [...]

Promises, promises

I have a secret. Shhhh. I don’t post every day.
This irritates me. Not sure why.
I’ve decided I want something new on this site on a daily basis, so I’m going to at least update the l’il pink box on the right. Every day that I’m not on a zip wire [...]

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