Hmmmmmm.

Kris, I really wish you’d write more about . . .

Your strange relationship with food and wine

Travel beyond the motherland of New Jersey

Those strange, neurotic habits/thoughts/obsessions you allude to but never provide pictures of

Your lengthy history failed relationships

Your beloved cats, and the dogs, birds, fish and hermit crabs you owned before that

Nothing, I’m pretty much done with your blog anyway

Other, and I’m gonna tell you so in your comments, be-otch


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30 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted 10.27.06 | Permalink

    I just couldn’t resist the other… but now I have to come up with a topic, huh. Alcohol. I think that’s always a fun topic to blog/read/drink until you fall gently asleep…

  2. Anonymous
    Posted 10.27.06 | Permalink

    Too fun!

    I want to hear about the cats and wine too (of course!)

  3. Candace
    Posted 10.27.06 | Permalink

    Can I get an “all of the above?”

    Amen.

  4. Finn
    Posted 10.27.06 | Permalink

    I want to know why, why, why you ruined your life by going – THERE – you know, FSU.

    I think that’s the root of all your problems.

  5. Anonymous
    Posted 10.27.06 | Permalink

    I actually clicked “nothing” even though I’ve never read your blog…

    It’s only because I like to be a wise guy though. ;)

    Steve~

  6. missbhavens
    Posted 10.27.06 | Permalink

    I can only pick one???

  7. Danielle
    Posted 10.27.06 | Permalink

    where is the “everything” button?

    i also think you should write about your adventures in the motherland jersey, not just traveling beyond it! i’m sure that would make for some interesting posts!

  8. Anonymous
    Posted 10.27.06 | Permalink

    That was the girliest longing survey I’ve seen in my life. I think that’s the first time I ever pushed a pink button.

    Wait…

  9. Think Frustrated
    Posted 10.27.06 | Permalink

    Violence and gratituitous nudity in our school system.

    Or pickles.

    Everyone loves pickles.

  10. JordanBaker
    Posted 10.27.06 | Permalink

    Midget Porn. But I pretty much always want to hear about Midget Porn.

  11. Anonymous
    Posted 10.27.06 | Permalink

    You should post more pictures. Reading words is hard.

  12. mere
    Posted 10.27.06 | Permalink

    food and wine ho, remember?

  13. Margaret
    Posted 10.27.06 | Permalink

    Picture of the mothrland and her native foods.

  14. Jessica
    Posted 10.27.06 | Permalink

    All of the above, and more of it.

  15. Bill
    Posted 10.28.06 | Permalink

    I think you should write more about the passion you have for skinny Canadian readers. That’s gotta be a hot topic. Alternatively, the films of Michael Curtiz would hold my attention.

    I’m just tossing out ideas here.

  16. Say No to Crack
    Posted 10.28.06 | Permalink

    “Motherland of New Jersey” – something just sounds wrong about calling New Jersey the motherland … although the New Jersey I know (e.g. Newark of 20 years ago) is probably much different than yours.

  17. mrs. jorge
    Posted 10.28.06 | Permalink

    you could always write about how excited I am about you coming to visit me in 6 more sleeps!

  18. Nancy Drew
    Posted 10.28.06 | Permalink

    How come we only got to pick ONE :( ???

  19. Egan
    Posted 10.28.06 | Permalink

    I was a prick and chose the “nothing” option, but that’s because there wasn’t an “all above” selection. Keep on keeping on I say. You’re wicked good blogger. My mom reads your blog now.

  20. tfg
    Posted 10.28.06 | Permalink

    I’ve always felt that you should expand further on the topic of bawdy English drinking songs.

  21. Kim
    Posted 10.28.06 | Permalink

    I’ll tell you what you should blog about. Do one about how some asshat ordered shots the last night and the after effects today nearly caused me to poop my pants.

    Put that in your blog and smoke it.

  22. Glenn
    Posted 10.29.06 | Permalink

    Fun stuff Just keep posting.

  23. Megarita
    Posted 10.29.06 | Permalink

    I actually went “Oooooooo” when I got to your blog this morning. Poll envy! Poll envy! Keep it up, lady. People need entertaining!

  24. Jurgen Nation
    Posted 10.29.06 | Permalink

    I would like to know why you insist on only dating men you met on the Riker’s Island [in]Mates for Life site. If they unexpectedly surprise you at home with flowers, oooh. Girl you’re screwed.

    I understand that you like mug shot posters, sending care packages and learning prison gang signs, but KRIS. Stop. It’s not healthy.

  25. Jorge
    Posted 10.29.06 | Permalink

    You need more Canadian content.
    ;)

  26. Cheryl
    Posted 10.29.06 | Permalink

    I like posts about food and drink, but I also like ones with pics…

  27. yournamehere
    Posted 10.29.06 | Permalink

    You’re funny and talented. Write about anything you want to write about.

  28. TJ
    Posted 10.30.06 | Permalink

    I like the ones where you list step-by-step directions to the destinations that I need to locate, and tell me how many minutes & miles it will take to get there.

    oh, wait–I’m thinking of Mapquest…

    aw–they’re all great. just keep on posting about whatever you want!

  29. wordgirl
    Posted 10.30.06 | Permalink

    I would have voted for all of them. Do I count as one of your 30 readers? Hope so.

  30. canadian sadie
    Posted 10.30.06 | Permalink

    I’m with Jorge! More Can-con!

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