Polls are fun. Especially when you design one in a pale shade of grey and it comes up all Helly Kitty and stuff when you publish it. I’m not closing the post down yet, in the interest of rocking the vote, Election Day and a hope that Bill Clinton might reprise his swinging [...]
Monthly Archives: October 2006
Hmmmmmm.
10.27.06 –
Kris, I really wish you’d write more about . . .
Your strange relationship with food and wine
Travel beyond the motherland of New Jersey
Those strange, neurotic habits/thoughts/obsessions you allude to but never provide pictures of
Your lengthy history failed relationships
Your beloved cats, and the dogs, birds, fish and hermit crabs you owned before that
Nothing, I’m pretty much [...]
Just five more minutes, ma
10.25.06 –
5:00 am. Bug maws and paws until I am awake. I ignore him.
5:30 I choose getting up to feed the hairy ones over throwing either one or both out of the window. Trip over Cricket as she skids across hardwoods to the kitchen.
6:30 Cell phone alarm goes off, screaming Ain’t No Other Man until [...]