This isn’t really for me. Well, yes it is.
But seriously. I was reading DC legend Kathryn’s archives the other day, and she described in detail breakup lines she’d been fed over the years. AWFUL. And then her readers responded in kind, sharing the most damaging and personal situations, as well as the most vivid displays [...]
Monthly Archives: September 2006
It’s All About You
09.27.06 –
Wart not, want not
09.26.06 –
I drink a fair bit. As a result, I smoke cigarettes a little. A fair bit.Let me not get ahead of myself.
Last Tuesday, I drank a fair bit. And as a girl is prone to do, I scoured the shower, AND that part of the flat stove top that gets a little bit black and [...]
Mama’s Family
09.20.06 –
Someone at work asked me where I was from the other day.
“Jersey, beeeeooooootch!” I replied while slapping my own ass in full view of the Xerox and the paper slicer.
In my dreams.
“I’m from New Jersey.” I curtsied and then spit into my dip cup.
“Oh,” she said. I didn’t ask why. She offered. “I’ve just never [...]