Laguna Beach is back, and it’s brought with it a whole new breed of bitch. The bitches of yore were pretty low, but the antics were run-of-the-mill stuff consisting of juvenile comments about extensions and weight gain and skanks and such. This year signals the debut of a new borg-like bitch, one who eats sushi [...]
Monthly Archives: August 2006
DC Woman Driven to Brink; Admits Emotional Outburst Didn’t Happen "On Accident"
08.22.06 –
District of Columbia – A Washington, DC resident was heard violently berating a friend in a Northern Virginia mega-store earlier today, reportedly nearing a psychotic break after withstanding years of inappropriate word usage on the part of the same-aged acquaintance.
“You cannot lose your senility, you asshat,” fellow Target shoppers reportedly heard the striking blond scream. [...]
Reason #401 Why I Love the Support of You, My Friends and Family. And Why I Worship one Mr. Dave Grohl
08.19.06 –
Because for the first time in at least four months, I unabashedly and shamelessly danced – nay, grooved – in the shower today.
Moving on.