Oh, God. Just typing it, I can hear how that must sound.
I promise, though, that I’m not that girl. Not the girl who knows within hours she’ll be asked to the junior prom, the one who never spends a Valentine’s Day dressed in black. I just mean that I’m a pleaser, I’m pretty good socially, [...]
Monthly Archives: August 2006
Not many people dislike me.
08.31.06 –
Shocker!
08.29.06 –
I spent some time drinking this past week. Confession? I spent some time drinking alone. Faced with the option of once again being outrun by a minivan, I turned instead to the warm blanket that is the Internets, the Information Superhighway that provides me all the love my Pinot sometimes can’t.
And I did the unthinkable. [...]
Bored at the Awards
08.28.06 –
Meh. These awards shows are getting more and more sterile, more and more formulaic as the years go by. Why must everything be done by the book? We get it, already. There’s a pre-show, there are ugly and there are pretty dresses, there is a tribute to a dead man, one to a live man, [...]
If the bitches have to be new, at least the theme song is the same
08.24.06 –
Laguna Beach is back, and it’s brought with it a whole new breed of bitch. The bitches of yore were pretty low, but the antics were run-of-the-mill stuff consisting of juvenile comments about extensions and weight gain and skanks and such. This year signals the debut of a new borg-like bitch, one who eats sushi [...]
DC Woman Driven to Brink; Admits Emotional Outburst Didn’t Happen "On Accident"
08.22.06 –
District of Columbia – A Washington, DC resident was heard violently berating a friend in a Northern Virginia mega-store earlier today, reportedly nearing a psychotic break after withstanding years of inappropriate word usage on the part of the same-aged acquaintance.
“You cannot lose your senility, you asshat,” fellow Target shoppers reportedly heard the striking blond scream. [...]
Reason #401 Why I Love the Support of You, My Friends and Family. And Why I Worship one Mr. Dave Grohl
08.19.06 –
Because for the first time in at least four months, I unabashedly and shamelessly danced - nay, grooved - in the shower today.
Moving on.
Three Pretty Irritating and Irritating and yes, also Irritating Reasons I Want To Punch Blogger in the Face
08.17.06 –
Seriously. Was Sarah Jessica’s husband not playing War Games with that supercomputer like 29 effing years ago? How is it possible that in this day and age (insert other fogie language here) a blogger can’t upload photos when two year olds have cell phones and GPS in their g-damn strollers?
Because I never got to punch [...]
What it feels like for a girl
08.16.06 –
The day began like any other day. With the exception of the happiness seemingly all around her and the issue of that broken air conditioning and the fact that she had to pick up her belongings from the ex’s apartment.
And she went through the motions. She arrived at his place, poised and together as anyone [...]
