I’ve been asked to be a special stunt blogger because your regularly scheduled author is officially on a break. That she has asked me to fill the temporary void of her hiatus is both honoring for me and head-scratching for you. Who is this guy? That’s right. I’m just a [...]
Monthly Archives: July 2006
We are so not on a break (Version 3.51)
07.11.06 –
It’s more and more common in the blogosphere these days; people from our “real” lives make these sites more about them than what we know them to be - cathartic, sometimes completely narcissistic, outlets for our creativity, our joy, our loves and our frustration. On a regular basis I see bloggers closing up shop [...]
Five Reasons I Know I’m Drunk; or, I Mighta Had Too Much Communion
07.09.06 –
I care not that I’m lying on the couch in a perfectly good skirt that really should be taken off before it wrinkles. Well, I’m aware of it, as you can see, but I kinda care not. At least a little. Robert Downey wrinkle release isn’t just for drunkards anymore. Stellar.
Cricket [...]
Oh you thought yesterday’s post revealed the true extent of my idiocy
07.06.06 –
Last night, I sat for an hour in rainy traffic I cannot attribute to a Nationals game so must instead blame on George W. Bush. While waiting I 1) cleaned out my purse, 2) seriously sang to Madonna while watching myself in the rearview, and 3) felt the glorious touch of a cool moist [...]
Take her down a notch
07.05.06 –
I think someone knew my Sassmeter was registering a little too high this weekend. Soaring off my first-ever waxing appointment (with a woman named Agnes, who in my plans was crinkly and 70, but instead was an amazingly hot 25 year old), a very fun weekend spent imbibing good wine and eating vindaloo and [...]
