I forgot to respond to this query before, but freezing your shoes makes them smell more like roses and less like hockey gear. (It cannot, however, rid them of their Carnivale theme.)
What were your other questions? I have been delinquent in my responding. Please, though – no questions about where babies or [...]
Monthly Archives: May 2006
Inquiring minds wanted to know
05.31.06 –
Hate mail can be sent to Jurgen
05.30.06 –
I haven’t yet found my niche in the blogosphere. As far as I know, there isn’t a large contingent of winos claiming they aren’t, women who religiously go to bed by 11 pm, or oxygen-consuming, Earth-residing humans who hated Forrest Gump. I’m pretty sure there’s a Single Renters with Cats Fan Club, but [...]
I’m in a foul mood to begin with, one that cannot be rescued by any amount of sunshine and holiday weekend barbeque sauce.
05.27.06 –
So if you want happy, go here, or for those of you who need something stronger/toxic, try this.
“We should go out today,” my mother said. “Your father doesn’t really want to leave the house anymore, and that worries me.”
I’m not so sure I would want to go out if I was always [...]