I forgot to respond to this query before, but freezing your shoes makes them smell more like roses and less like hockey gear. (It cannot, however, rid them of their Carnivale theme.)
What were your other questions? I have been delinquent in my responding. Please, though - no questions about where babies or [...]
Monthly Archives: May 2006
Inquiring minds wanted to know
05.31.06 –
Hate mail can be sent to Jurgen
05.30.06 –
I haven’t yet found my niche in the blogosphere. As far as I know, there isn’t a large contingent of winos claiming they aren’t, women who religiously go to bed by 11 pm, or oxygen-consuming, Earth-residing humans who hated Forrest Gump. I’m pretty sure there’s a Single Renters with Cats Fan Club, but [...]
I’m in a foul mood to begin with, one that cannot be rescued by any amount of sunshine and holiday weekend barbeque sauce.
05.27.06 –
So if you want happy, go here, or for those of you who need something stronger/toxic, try this.
“We should go out today,” my mother said. “Your father doesn’t really want to leave the house anymore, and that worries me.”
I’m not so sure I would want to go out if I was always [...]
I hope you’ll stick around for another 100.
05.26.06 –
Believe it or not, this is post 200. I can hardly believe it. I have run out of interesting things I can share about myself, so for half price you get 100 of the things I have learned, confirmed, or deemed a totally certifiable truthitude in the past year. Enjoy.
Supplant does not [...]
Hodgepodge
05.23.06 –
I’m writing to you from the brand new laptop Mama bought this afternoon with the money she got from selling lemonade and her eggs.
I’m quite sure it won’t fit in the case I had for that Atari I used to blog from, so I’ll most definitely be forced to purchase a faux-croc laptop bag in [...]
All I Ever Wanted
05.19.06 –
I’m pretty sure that half of the crap I experience is arranged by God and Oprah just so I can blog about it.
I knew the trip was going to be stellar when a) my DC pilot let out a ginormous yawn while boarding the 70-ton fuel-laden tin can he would command for the next two [...]
Bahama Mama
05.18.06 –
Wow. I really phoned that title in, didn’t I?
Know that I’m overflowing with things to tell you about the trip . . .
tomorrow.
If not sooner. Promise.
On a break.
05.11.06 –
On the first day, when God created Blogger and en masse we all signed up for urls, we all knew that this day would eventually come. Lately, in looking to my cyber right and left, I see what seem to be more and more bloggers dropping like flies. I have tried to explain [...]
