Is anyone else as uncomfortable as I am with the recent Basic Instinct 2 promos? Honestly. I feel like I’m being tied down and forced to watch my parents make out. In my mind, there are established ways for a woman - particularly a woman over the age of 16 - to [...]
Monthly Archives: March 2006
I love you, Claiken
03.28.06 –
My system had to reboot so my recap will be delayed. Much like my pubescent breast growth.
My first thought is that Ryan Seacrest is dressed like a bruise and Paula must stop clapping like a seal.
Why no one will speak of the fact that Lisa Tucker (without the circa ’84 Cover Girl eye makeup) [...]
I’m pretty sure even Pa Ingalls had diversity training
03.27.06 –
Friday night was planned to include paid comedy and Points-friendly eating and imbibing. The Best Friend and I began the evening at a chain restaurant with a run in with an old friend and three Points worth of Miller Lite. Eat your hearts out, Carrie and Samantha.
Halfway through our mildly appetizing, [...]
A Gimp in Woman’s Clothing
03.23.06 –
In another demonstration of the pure power of my genius, I nearly gave up a digit today while trying to ease the first of a series of hand wipes through the Venus Fly Trap that is the lid’s plastic X. I also nearly lost my master’s degree when I couldn’t figure out whether you [...]
Forgive me bloggers for I have sinned.
03.22.06 –
It’s been exactly one week since my last weigh in.
In that time, I consumed a mere twelve glasses of wine and can say with certainty that no pizza touched these lips. I’m not sure if that came across clearly, so I’ll type it again. NO PIZZA. No french fries. No fondue [...]
Songs in the Key of Old Woman
03.19.06 –
I haven’t posted in days, mostly because I have been so Long Duck Dong tired and couldn’t raise my head above the keyboard. There are weeks when I feel like I have caught again that malaise that hit me in college (only eating Froot Loops and Ramen noodles + exercise limited to walking to [...]
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (or, Musings on a Bar Crawl)
03.15.06 –
I spent Friday night on a bar crawl with Erika. Erika is a woman who could have fun in a ditch, and despite her being from rural Virginia, it’s not the type of fun you skeezers are thinking it is. Erika is always up for almost anything, which makes her my polar opposite, [...]
One
03.11.06 –
Today is my blogaversary. Hard to believe that for 365 days I have been writing for, obsessing about, forcing friends and their grandmas to read, and getting frustrated about those who just don’t get this blog.
I’m not entirely sure whether or not it’s evident, but I don’t take this site at all lightly. [...]
