Monthly Archives: February 2006

The part of Chrissy Snow will now be played by Kris

I made it halfway to my old job this morning before realizing I was going the wrong way. I then proceeded to get lost in parts of Arlington and Falls Church that I didn’t know existed.
I apparently lost 4.4 pounds of BRAIN MATTER last week.

How many points are in cat?

Tonight is my first Weight Watchers weigh in. (Or my 173rd, depending on which tour of Weight Watchers duty you consider this to be.)
In a perfectly sane and rational attempt at weighing less this eve, I actually SHAVED BOTH OF MY LEGS (and it isn’t even Saturday) AND HAVE OPTED TO GO COMMANDO [...]

I’ll have my Roethlisberger with fries

Although I was rooting for Pittsburgh, I always feel bad for the loser. Poor Matt Hasselbeck. First your sister-in-law shames the clan by co-hosting the View, and now this.
In other news, I didn’t realize Andy Rooney had purchased a football team. HOLY HELL. They need to get that man to Disney [...]

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