I didn’t know the Olympics were even on the horizon. Crap, I can’t recall if I had tuna or ham for dinner. Call me a sloth (that’s right; I’m not opposed to it). I knew less about the startup of this crazy uber-workout frenzy than I did the 4×30 season finale of Arrested [...]
Monthly Archives: February 2006
Tsk, tsk
02.10.06 –
Dear DC,
I’m not sure it was the greatest idea to bring a caravan of bussed prisoners through downtown at 8 am today. Last time I checked, 8 am was still right smack in the rush hour here in the Eastern Time Zone. And although I enjoyed the colorful array of armored cars with [...]
Please, sir, may I have some more?
02.09.06 –
Only moments ago, I was staring so longingly at the mashed potatoes on the work café hot bar to my right that I walked into the sneeze guard on the work café cold bar to my left.
I did so with such force that I knocked over the faux vegetation atop the buffet, revealing both its [...]