What? Sometimes I sit around in a martini glass. So?

No one ever mentioned that my olive was hairy.

27 Comments

  1. undercover celebrity
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    I always thought of it as linty.

    Come back soon. I thought with your joblessness, we’d hear from you more. :)

  2. mysterygirl!
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    Well, ladies don’t speak of such things. :)

  3. A Unique Alias
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    Is “olive” what the girls are calling it, these days?

  4. Keith
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    I see pimento fringe.

  5. Finn
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    You know, they have hot tubs shaped like martini glasses in honeymoon suites of hotels in The Poconos. Which means you could actually sit around in a martini glass. And so could The Beau.

    Gee, I thought the olive was just fuzzy from being repeated dropped on the ground. May I suggest a Poetic Waxing kit from Bliss?

  6. Jurgen Nation
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    Kris, I was going to mention it, but I didn’t want you to think that I was looking at your olives.

  7. Sizzle
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    um, gross. thanks for point that out.

    ;) sizz

  8. Wendy
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    I think I just spit my water all over my monitor. Hairy olives….you never know what you’ll find…HIL.A.RIOUS Kris..

  9. Megarita
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    I thought it was squirting from being lanced on that enormous swizzle. Is that worse?

  10. Egan
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    What’s an olive tree then?

  11. Kim
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    Kris, how many times do I have to tell you that there is a time and a place to discuss your olives?

  12. JJ
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    I just thought it be impolite to admit I had been ogling your olive.

  13. t2ed
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    I thought it was a shiny patina of liquor from being dunked in your glass. Rivulets of nectar from the gods. Sweet booze, take me away.

  14. Kris
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    So some of you HAD noticed it! Too funny.

    Megan, you wouldn’t be referring to beautiful Mount Airy Lodge, would you? ;)

  15. missbhavens
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    I always thought it was antennae.

  16. babyjewels
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    I thought it was some subliminal thing. Like a J for Jewels. Only child syndrome. DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!

  17. Candace
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    I never noticed that, but I did notice a suspicious stain on your dress; near the thigh.

    What *have* you been doing?

  18. rebecca_knox
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    FYI: February’s Glamour says the Brazilian wax is OUT and au naturel is IN.

  19. Jessica
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    Oh dear.

  20. Bill
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    I didn’t notice it. I was looking at your feet. I thought, “What happened to her damn shoes?” Later I thought, “What happened to her damn toes? That lady ain’t got no damn toes!”

    Does that make balance difficult?

  21. MKD
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    By “olive” do you mean “vagina?”

  22. just thinking
    Posted 01.12.06 | Permalink

    lol… good one.

  23. Maliavale
    Posted 01.13.06 | Permalink

    What is a blog for, if not to speak of one’s olives and pontificate on their hair or lint or lack thereof?

  24. NARDAC
    Posted 01.13.06 | Permalink

    not only is it hairy, it’s ENORMOUS!

  25. Jorge
    Posted 01.13.06 | Permalink

    Do I RAELLY want to visit your neck of the woods?

    I mean…REALLY!

    J

    PS: Way to go! :)

  26. Finn
    Posted 01.16.06 | Permalink

    Yes, yes, yes Mount Airy!

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