I know this is supposed to be all about AC/DC and hating toddlers and drinking Chardonnay and all that good stuff, and I’m sure it will come back, but today I just can’t do it.
I am facing right now the potential disintegration of my two-year relationship. Not just any relationship, but the one you [...]
Monthly Archives: January 2006
A Test of the Emergency Broadcast System
01.31.06 –
I never sausage a thing.
01.26.06 –
Today I felt awful for sausage. Not the same kind of awful I feel while watching Rudy, but you’ll get the gist.
I was devouring my Diet Supreme (not at all French) Bread Pizza That Comes in the Green Box, when between the two bites it usually takes me to consume it, I actually looked [...]
Did I mention we have the Garden State in common?
01.22.06 –
Dear Peter,
I am so happy you could make it. I trust that the accommodations I set up for you in the Tupperware storage box under my bed are up to your expectations. As we discussed while you were in the trunk of my Sentra, I will do my best to make your tenure [...]