I generally keep to a no-talking-about-work rule, but I’m going to have to break it today. Seven of the 10 people in my department will be let go this afternoon as my division steadily dissolves. More at another time on how this will affect me. For now, I will go to a [...]
Monthly Archives: November 2005
This entry will self destruct in 22 hours, or when the Biggest Loser finale is over, whichever comes first
11.29.05 –
Have I mentioned how much I can’t stand it when someone says, “Let me axe you a question?” or “He excaped from jail!” FTLOG.
Classical.
11.27.05 –
I took piano lessons for 10 years as a youngster and youngster adult. Every week my mother would cart my sister and me five whole blocks to Mrs. Emmel’s home. She and her husband were virtually consumed by music and “perfect pitch” and “Julliard” were words used freely to illustrate the prowess of [...]
Dear bloggers,
11.24.05 –
I AM SO THANKFUL FOR EACH OF YOU! Thanks for being the Stove Top stuffing of my otherwise flavorless days.
Kris
Got it BAD
11.21.05 –
Inspired by Megarita who brought the possibility of such a disorder to my attention.
Diagnostic criteria for Blog Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder
A. Either (1) or (2): (1) Six (or likely more, if you’re honest with yourself) of the following symptoms of inattention have persisted for the duration of your time in the blogosphere, to [...]
Joke under review
11.20.05 –
The beau and I participated in the DC Walk for the Homeless yesterday along with 30,000 of our closest friends. The day was beautiful but the route seemed unusually long for a 5K, and the beau and I were soon complaining of sore lower backs and calf muscles.
For entirely hormonal reasons, my breasts were [...]
Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee
11.17.05 –
Whenever I feel down and that I’m not contributing to society, I try to remember at least I’m not nbc4’s Liz Crenshaw, revealing at 6 & 11 just WHAT IS THE BEST FROZEN PUMPKIN PIE TO THAW AND SCARF DOWN AT THANKSGIVING. This is an excellent followup to last week’s hard-hitting investigative report on [...]
Scratch.com
11.15.05 –
Cat 1: “Bug” 7-year-old Presbyterian tabby searching for his hello kitty. Lost wrestling scholarship to Florida State University after devastating bout of lyme disease. Known to friends as a lover not a fighter, but will lick between nails while making fist to appear tough. Body type: Endomorph. Currently a finalist [...]
