Monthly Archives: July 2005

Sweet Blogger High

Despite the massive, uncharted size of the information superhighway, blogging is starting to feel more and more to me like attending high school in a small town.
Technorati tells us who our most popular bloggers are, but that is mere confirmation of what we already know. We run across the names of and links to [...]

Trading spaces

I am moving. There are many things I have enjoyed about my present, tiny DC apartment.
I live in a great location. I can walk to restaurants and coffee shops. I have a bed and life-saving oxygen occasionally squeezes through the window bars (oh, the amenity!)
There are, however, several things [...]

Alright, fess up

Alls I need to know is which one of you bitches took my good black bra.
Give it back.

Honesty is such a lonely word

This topic has been trying to hatch in my brain for some time now, but I successfully had convinced it to remain in its shell for at least a few more weeks. That was until Pink Lemonade Diva
- or more specifically, her mother - unplugged the idea incubator and handed me the pen. [...]

Serious Cleanup in Aisle 9

Bug is on a diet. I compared his body to the drawings of acceptable and “yo mama is so fat” feline bodies in Cats for Dummies and Bug is decidedly the latter. So I’ve cut back his food in attempt to trim him down.
This is causing him to a) wake me up [...]

Me love food long time

Since I was born - nay, since the dinosaurs created the universe - I have loved to eat. It occurred to me today, when I lied to my Subway sandwich artist and told him to the contrary, that I have never, ever, and I mean EVER forgotten to eat.
At my most intoxicated [...]

Help me Honda

Good morning, road! Twenty-year-old pedestrian, I’ll wait on the green light while you and your latte cross the street. I know you aren’t as nimble as you were at 18, and your feet must simply ache from that walk of shame you made at 6 this morning! You - take - your [...]

Oh avid listeners my silent visitors (that one’s for you, tao)

Dale
from “Hey, those are my Nachos,” TX is calling out lurkers on his blog today. He has got me thinking, which his insightful, inspirational, innovative, sparkly, cool, rad, mint, swell and effervescent blog often does . . .
Bloggers and Blogettes, what are your views on lurkers? Fun visitors, do you [...]

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