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Monthly Archives: June 2005
What every woman should know
06.25.05 –
Poppy’s husband made her watch another Tom Cruise interview last night. As any woman would, she feared for her safety and mental health.
We must stop the insanity before he takes over. Women, prepare youself. Tom Cruise is bound to be on TV again soon. My advice to Poppy, and the millions [...]
I’ve been spanked by Meme!
06.25.05 –
Or tagged? What do the kids call it today?
Anyhoo, Oregano asked some hot questions and I will answer them.
How many books do you own?No more than 10. I move so frequently that I keep more photographs than I do books, dinner plates, bottles of wine and rolls of toilet paper.
I never purchase a [...]
Florence Henderson is not at home right now
06.19.05 –
I am choosing not to have children. I had someone ask the other day how it was that I knew this was the case. It made me again ask myself that very question.
I have known for some time now, the way that I imagine people know that they are meant to love those [...]
It’s half man, half horse
06.14.05 –
I don’t know anyone who is truly happy.
Whether it’s heartache, the mortgage, the wrong career, searching for a lost something that never really was, or the pang that is jealousy, everyone in my world has something. Some carry it right out in front like a trophy, unaware of how large their medal has become. [...]
Restoring my faith in humanity
06.10.05 –
Someone hit my car this week. And I was out of town at a conference.
Black Beauty was just sitting in the street, minding her own business, when the Truck approached her. He didn’t just tap her; he hit her curvy bumper at an angle that bent it upwards and destroyed its [...]
The Boy Whisperer
06.03.05 –
I am a boy whisperer. That’s right, I take on young men, the worst of the relationship worst, some nearly on the verge of being put out of their misery. I find them bucking others in their stables, refusing to remember birthdays and telling females how they really look in jeans, and then [...]
