Nothing makes a day like pure sunshine, the absence of traffic, Dave Grohl on your radio, a four-day weekend, and a 64-ounce diet coke.
Nothing, not even the narcissism of one Mr. Tom Cruise, could ruin a day like today.
Monthly Archives: May 2005
Make my way back home and learn to fly
05.27.05 –
Biting the hand that feeds me
05.25.05 –
In my tiny slice of pie that is the world, today has been proclaimed “Shit I can’t stand about Blogger” day. That’s right. Bring out the kids from the lollipop guild and let’s get this party started.
All I did was use the “Next Blog” function to try to add to the 3.5 blogs [...]
Mrs. Jones and me
05.24.05 –
This keeping up with the Joneses thing is really starting to make my calves ache.
I’m not sure what happened when I stepped over the threshold of 30, but I do know that it resulted in me starting to look like never before at what those around me had. What they are driving, what they’re [...]
Or you can get with that
05.23.05 –
If you had to lose your sense of humor or your entire head of hair, which would you choose?
(Baldies and those who patronize Hair Cuttery cannot answer this. I can see you.)
(P.S.S. Those sans humor also cannot answer this fairly. Remember, I read your blogs.)
05.20.05 –
Someone just got to my site after Googling “drunk girl wet.”
I’m pretty sure this is the exact life my parents dreamed of for me.
Although I didn’t like Uptown Girl
05.20.05 –
He’s not a popular choice. I feel the mockery of anyone who grew up outside the tri-state area when I say this. But more than any other artist, Billy Joel has provided the soundtrack to my life thus far. A posting on another blog made me take inventory of this, and it [...]
Not the brightest bulb
05.19.05 –
I stood in the lobby of my office building yesterday, frantically trying both to put a cell call through to my voice mail and to avoid co-workers who might stop to talk on the way to lunch. Call one. The call would not go through. It looked like it did, after all, I [...]
Neurotic (adj.)
05.17.05 –
Since most of the recent comments on this blog have been from women, I need to ask for your help. It has come to my attention that I may be the only woman who has quite the number of confessed idiosynchrasies, and I wanted to check in with you. I wholeheartedly admit to [...]
